Sunday, July 12 12:00 am PT: The world’s premier combat blender celebrates its 100th (actually,
133rd) show tonight. If you came around a little too late and didn’t
feel like taking out a second mortgage for $40,000
seats -- or simply didn’t want to chance stepping on David Spade -- then
you’re likely watching from home.
Look on the bright side: Living-room attendance usually means less
blood, cheaper snacks, and a significantly reduced risk of
impulse-buying TapouT socks or a Dana White commemorative plate from the souvenir stand.
Epic notes for an epic event to follow.
9:36 p.m. ET -- ESPN's "MMA Live" is broadcasting live from the
Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada, with Jon Anik, Franklin McNeil, and
Kenny Florian's eyebrows.
